Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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