It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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