when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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