I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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