i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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