I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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