I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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