craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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