i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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