That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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