Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
