ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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