I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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