I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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