Operation Purity has been aborted
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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