He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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