U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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