that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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