It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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