Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
did i just pee glitter
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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