Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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