it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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