No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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