You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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