You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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