the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
and you fell through a lawn chair
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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