Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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