I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I have fence marks all over my body
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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