i don't like sucking hair
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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