She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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