Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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