i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Randomize
