We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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