He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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