If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
