Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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