and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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