Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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