Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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