lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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