My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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