my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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