Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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