if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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