my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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