So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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