My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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