i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
