Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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