you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I am naked and annoyed.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Damn victory sex feels great
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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