I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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