U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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