dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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